Spoiler alert?

• I officially agree that everything good in life is either illegal, immortal or unhealthy.
• Its bad enough to have problems in life and worse to live in a horribly hot place with a shortage of electricity.
• Somebody I slapped in my head countless times appeared at my doorstep. Yeah good morning to you too. Bummer.
• It sucks to have somebody you hate become that annoying song that can't get outta your head. 
• You should know that you become officially socially retarded when you can't stop laughing in public without a reason.
• If you fish for a compliment and all you can come up with is pathetic then you're just as pathetic as I am.